Please don’t condition my dough
(Enriched wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, ribflavin, folic acid), water, partially hydrogenated soybean oil with artificial flavoring, artificial coloring, citric acid, baking powder [sodium bicarbonate, sodium aluminum sulfate, cornstarch, monocalcium phosphate, calcium sulfate], salt, dextrose, dough conditioners [wheat flour, salt, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil (soybean, cottonseed and/or canola oil), L-cysteine, ascorbic acid, fungal enzyme], wheat gluten, xanthan gum, calcium proprionate, potassium sorbate), Cheddar Cheese (Pasteurized part skim milk, cheese cultures, salt, enzymes, cellulose gum [anticaking]), Cheddar Flavored Mozarella Cheese Substitute (water, partially hydrogenated soybean oil with citric acid, milk protein concentrate, casein, modified food starch, contains 2% or less of the following: sodium aluminum phosphate, salt, cheese blend [cheddar, blue, and semisoft cheese {Pasteurized milk, cheese cultures, salt, enzymes}, water, whey, salt, citric acid}, lactic acid, disodium phosphate, sorbic acid, nutrient blend {magnesium oxide, zinc oxide, calcium pantothenate, riboflavin and vitamin B12}, paprika annatto blend, [natural extractives of annatto seeds and paprika with soybean oil,
mono-, di-, and triglycerides, other flavors, tocopherol, and potassium hydroxide], romano cheese flavor [cheese {milk, culture, rennet, salt}, milk solids, disodium phosphate], mozzarella cheese type flavor {cheese {milk, culture, rennet, salt}, milk solids, disodium phosphate}, provolone cheese flavor {milk, culture, rennet, salt}, milk solids, disodium phosphate, sodium glutaminate, salt, cheese flavor {maltodestrin, acacia gum, 1,2-propolyene glycol, trisodium diphosphate, sodium polyphosphate], beta carotene [partially hydrogenated cottonseed and soybean oils, corn oil, beta carotene, tocopherol], vitamin A palmitate), water, tomato paste (31% NTSS), Shredded Mozarella Cheese Substitute: (Water, partially hydrogenated soybean oil with citric acid, milk protein concentrate, casein, modified food starch, contains 2% or less of the following: sodium aluminum phosphate, salt, lactic acid, disodium phosphate, sorbic acid, romano cheese flavor [cheese {milk, culture, rennet, salt}, milk solids, disodium phosphate], mozarella cheese type flavor [cheese {milk culture, rennet, salt}, milk solids, disodium phosphate], provolone cheese flavor [cheese {milk, culture, rennet, salt], milk solids, disodium phosphate, sodium glutaminate, salt, cheese flavor {maltodextrin, acacia gum, 1,2-propylene glycol, trisodium diphosphate, sodium polyphosphate}], nutrient blend [magnesium oxide, zinc oxide, calcium pantothenate, riboflavin and Vitamin B12], beta carotene [partially hydrogenated cottonseed and soybean oils, corn oil, beta carotene, tocopherol], Vitamin A palmitate), salsa seasoning (salt, sugar, dehydrated onion and garlic, dehydrated jalapeno pepper, citric acid, xanthan gum, spice, dehydrated cilantro, potassium, sorbate), vinegar, releasing agent (water, mono and diglycerides, polysorbate 60 and lecithin, acetic acid, citric acid, potassium sorbate, propyl gailate, sodium benzoate and polydimethylsiloxane), cellulose gum. CONTAINS MILK, WHEAT, SOY.
Think about all the labor that goes into making the ingredients that food manufacturers use. You can’t make Cheddar Flavored Mozarella Cheese Substitute in your kitchen. Even the many ingredients that make up the highly processed “dough conditioner” are highly processed.
What is this? Anyone want to take a guess? (Hint: it’s something that is regularly served in the school lunch program. No I’m not kidding)
Tags: ingredients, mystery food, school lunch


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My guess is pizza.
Comment by Jennifer — July 20, 2010 @ 9:40 am
Best I can wrap my brain around… some kind of Mexican flavored mac and cheese?
Comment by Jenna — July 20, 2010 @ 9:49 am
Are you sure it isn’t a science experiment?
Comment by Becky — July 20, 2010 @ 11:42 am
Probably pizza. Yuck.
Comment by Leah — July 20, 2010 @ 11:49 am
another great reason why I don’t let my kids buy their lunch. My guess is those awful cheese zombie things (or is that just an eastern washington treat)
Comment by Jillian Taylor — July 20, 2010 @ 11:54 am
Ugh! My daughter won’t be buying school lunch when she heads to first grade in the fall either - I’d already made that decision, but this sure reinforces it. Even my worst nightmare of thrown-together lunch from home doesn’t approach the horror of this ingredient list. I’m guessing pizza as well.
Comment by Shelly Kang — July 20, 2010 @ 12:00 pm
Pizza, I’m afraid.
Comment by Valerie Vozza — July 22, 2010 @ 5:24 pm
macaroni and cheese or pizza
Comment by Patrcia Meade — July 22, 2010 @ 5:53 pm
Gotta be Mac and Cheese “Food” gross.
Comment by Samara — July 22, 2010 @ 6:46 pm
either chili cheese wrap or cheese pizza or chemicals & chemicals
Comment by Hazel — July 22, 2010 @ 7:05 pm
Wouldn’t it be easier to just use real cheese? Mac and cheese is my guess, but the salsa seasoning is throwing me off a little.
Comment by Kristin H. — July 22, 2010 @ 7:53 pm
I’m thinking maybe Mexican lasagne? I can’t wrap my head around provolone and salsa together…Whatever it is it sounds gross anyway.
Comment by Megan Wegert — July 23, 2010 @ 7:47 am
The funny thing is after reading hundreds of these labels in my internship is all the foods have the same chemicals in them, it’s just arranged in different shapes.
Comment by Sabrina — July 23, 2010 @ 8:46 am
Holy moley, do we need to get the masses to move away from the concept of “shelf life”!
Comment by sarah k. — July 28, 2010 @ 6:07 pm
Holy cow! I can’t believe someone would feed this to a human being, let alone a growing child.
Comment by Cheftometrist — July 30, 2010 @ 9:10 am